This edition of the Golden Globes contained so many dull, uninspired, been-there dresses, that I simply had to make a new category: The Snooze Awards. Any one of these dresses could induce ennui, put together they guarantee narcolepsy.
Let's start with something utterly boring, shall we? Jennifer Aniston in a black dress by Valentino. A high slit does not an interesting gown make.
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If that weren't dull enough, Glenn Close chose to wear a simple column dress in black by Oscar de la Renta. Oscar, dahling, you let me down. Not to mention that Ms. Close looks like she could out-bench press Colin Farrell.
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Courtney Cox prevents excitement from building with another uninspired black dress:
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Heather Graham in a dress that is a collision between Jennifer Aniston's Valentino and Glenn Close's Oscar de La Renta. The slicked back hair does not help.
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Julianne Moore's Balenciaga is not bad enough to qualify her for Worst Dressed, but it is certainly an ill-conceived snore.
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Here's a variation on The LBD (The little boring dress) , a pouf skirt worn by one of the cast members of Glee.
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Even the usually fabulous Kate Winslet could not escape the grip of dull, in this dark blue (literally) sleeper by YSL.
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Now that we have moved on from black to dark blue, here is a Nina Ricci snoozefest worn by Carey Mulligan (who also needs to hitch it up).
![](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v13/hoardmeister/Fashionista%20Celebrities/GoldenGlobesCareyMulligan.jpg)
Moving on, here is a lackluster chiffon pink number by Dolce & Gabbana on Emily Blunt.
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Even the fact that it is Lanvin does not conceal the fact that Rose Byrne is wearing a dress like thousands of others on the red carpet at any given awards show.
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Sophia Loren has recovered from the disaster at the Oscars only to discover quiet good taste. Too bad. I mean, she is Sophia Loren and all.
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I couldn't bear to put Jenna Fischer in the Worst Dressed category, this Halston dress isn't that bad. It just isn't that...anything. It's a tad frumpy.
![](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v13/hoardmeister/Fashionista%20Celebrities/GoldenGlobesJennaFischer.jpg)
Well, those are the Snooze Awards, in no particular order. Feel free to comment. Just remember that I am always right.
Ciao,
Elisa & Bucky the Wonderdog
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